

I'm not, and am never going to be a Christian, but some evangelists have pretty interesting ways to gather their shee- I mean, faithful that I found cute ^^
How can you possibly be a self-made man?
I specifically recall creating you. -God.
I was thinking of making the world black and white.
Then I thought Naaah. -God.
What do I have to do to get your attention?
Take out an ad in the newspaper? -God. (I particularly liked the postcard version of this one)
Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. - God
And just because.... Friend Test!
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